• Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
 

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

(via alonakanda)

 
 
 
 

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

(via heichou-lawli)

 
 

cyberjock:

*watches 1 episode of anime*

ah yes now i can reblog it

(via heichou-lawli)